Jeremy trod his usual path to school, being careful to skip over dog turds and gum. He never looked forward to the day. No friends to talk of, plenty of bullies though. Jeremy took a swift kick at a nearby small rock, pleased with the distance as it skipped into the road. The rock finally … Continue reading
Max and the Rolling Head
Maxwell turned the corner from his line of cubes into the next corridor of equally dull grey workplaces. Immediately he noticed something rolling by his foot. He froze as he realized it was a human head. Stumbling backwards, partly from shock, and partly instinct to place himself out of the line of sight, he took stock. … Continue reading
World War Everything
It is hard to believe only three weeks have passed since the seemingly innocuous alien space-craft, hovering over every major city on the planet, began their tireless destruction of the human species. That of course, preceded the untimely collapse of California into the sea, with the loss of life calculated in the millions. Joe McCluskey of … Continue reading
Seacrest to be Cannibalized Live?
When John and Sandra Huff of Hays, Kansas decided on a weight loss regime, they didn’t rely on New Year’s resolutions. Instead they had an even greater incentive. To eat the live flesh of television presenter Ryan Seacrest. “We’ve always despised that guy”, said John, “so when the opportunity to quite literally eat him alive became … Continue reading
The Movements of Zane Bald
“Wow, this is what? Four days I’ve been constipated now” thought Zane Bald. He’d been taking fiber pills, but they obviously hadn’t kicked in. It was always the holidays, with all the rich food it brought, that this happened. The year was 1989. The start of a revolution that shook the world. Something was going … Continue reading
A Christmas Goat – The Conclusion
I must have passed out as the bear approached. Apparently the old wizard was wrong. The bear wasn’t interested in my Steelers cap. There it was, hung on the side of a hospital bed I now found myself in. A nurse must have spotted me attempting to get out of bed. I was in desperate … Continue reading
The Ugly Moose 