A Christmas Cat

When my mother inexplicably changed into a goat one Christmas, everything changed. My mother and father, always at each others throats, had just left for a shopping trip. I can still remember the angry gesticulations from my father as their car trailed into the distance . This would be the last time I would see my mother in … Continue reading →

We Are The Screaming Buttfaces!

This initial work, recently completed by my seven-year-old was described by the artist as two ‘butts’ with a line in between another set of ‘butts’. The buttocks themselves had become faces, and were placed securely in a box of some fashion. The nail-like dots at either end of the box will probably forever remain a … Continue reading →

The Elephant of the Jackson

Harold didn’t quite know if he needed a beer or a cigarette, maybe both. This decision, hampered somewhat by his incessant vomiting into his motel’s garbage chute, would have to wait. It really didn’t smell that great when you took into account the soiled pants he’d recently had to dispose of. Just as Harold collapsed … Continue reading →

Handsome Man Feels Sorry For The Ugly

Ha! There you are mirror, and there you are again. Such a dashing fellow. Looking good sir, if I say so myself. I wonder what it’s like for “The Ugly” though. I mean, it’s not like they don’t have mirrors in their house, or whatever it is they live in these days. Of course, I … Continue reading →

Jesus, Thor and Mohammed

Jesus: Hey Thor, how’s it going? Thor: Oh, hey Jesus. Good to see you again. I’m doing alright, how are you? Jesus: Pretty good. Listen, I was thinking. Thor: Yes? Jesus: Would you like to get married? Thor: Oh. Well, you know I’d love to Jesus, but I can’t. Jesus. Come on, what’s the big … Continue reading →