Man With Tourette’s Goes Shopping

Simon was a middle-aged man who had suffered from the ailment Tourette’s syndrome since a boy. Although the condition was a life long bane, he had never sought treatment of any kind due to the shame he felt. Simon’s particular form of Tourette’s would force him to say wildly disgusting comments at the most inappropriate of … Continue reading →

The Amazing Adventures of Bird Man

Timmy was an ordinary kid, with average grades, working part-time at a burger joint in a rough part of town. Nobody thought Timmy would amount to much. ‘I don’t think you’ll amount to much’, would say Timmy’s dad. However, what none could know, was that Timmy had the exceptional ability to morph into a small … Continue reading →

The Three Fairies

A grand feast was held one night at the grand palace to celebrate the birth of their Majesty’s new baby. All the noblemen and noble ladies in the kingdom were present, including three good fairies, who were to bestow magical gifts to the child. However, there was a fourth fairy, wicked in heart, who fumed … Continue reading →

Mozart Through the Wormhole

Mozart paced his Salzburg apartment restlessly. The Prince had demanded a composition in honor of his daughter. The piece was due the following day, and he had yet to write a single note. He had whittled away countless days in hope of inspiration, but his mind was void of ideas. Terrified at the impending scorn … Continue reading →

All You Can Eat

A bus pulled up outside Bob’s ‘All-U-Can-Eat Restaurant’, and out piled dozens of obese men and woman, all preceding to make haste towards the eating establishment. The owner, Bob, upon seeing the sight was frozen to the spot. In a state of terror, he watched his kitchen desperately depleting his food stocks. By the time … Continue reading →

Bin Laden, Hitler and Stalin in Hell

Osama Bin Laden awakens to find himself laying upon a fiery landscape. As Bin Laden slowly rises, in some pain, he dusts himself off and takes note of the fiery, gloomy landscape surrounding him. Plumes of flame, hundreds of feet high, rise in almost every direction. Winged beasts flutter around without aim and the smell … Continue reading →