In a small town, in Lower Saxony, there began a terrible rat infestation. The rats ruined crops, and found their way in to every home and larder. The townsfolk, it appeared, were at the mercy of the rats. They were running short of food and the infestation only seemed worse each passing day. As the inhabitants … Continue reading »
Jeremy and the Flatulent Pear
Jeremy trod his usual path to school, being careful to skip over dog turds and gum. He never looked forward to the day. No friends to talk of, plenty of bullies though. Jeremy took a swift kick at a nearby small rock, pleased with the distance as it skipped into the road. The rock finally … Continue reading »
Max and the Rolling Head
Maxwell turned the corner from his line of cubes into the next corridor of equally dull grey workplaces. Immediately he noticed something rolling by his foot. He froze as he realized it was a human head. Stumbling backwards, partly from shock, and partly instinct to place himself out of the line of sight, he took stock. … Continue reading »
World War Everything
It is hard to believe only three weeks have passed since the seemingly innocuous alien space-craft, hovering over every major city on the planet, began their tireless destruction of the human species. That of course, preceded the untimely collapse of California into the sea, with the loss of life calculated in the millions. Joe McCluskey of … Continue reading »
Seacrest to be Cannibalized Live?
When John and Sandra Huff of Hays, Kansas decided on a weight loss regime, they didn’t rely on New Year’s resolutions. Instead they had an even greater incentive. To eat the live flesh of television presenter Ryan Seacrest. “We’ve always despised that guy”, said John, “so when the opportunity to quite literally eat him alive became … Continue reading »
The Movements of Zane Bald
“Wow, this is what? Four days I’ve been constipated now” thought Zane Bald. He’d been taking fiber pills, but they obviously hadn’t kicked in. It was always the holidays, with all the rich food it brought, that this happened. The year was 1989. The start of a revolution that shook the world. Something was going … Continue reading »
