Dear Mr. Robert Lamm, Like a mule might trip over a stone planted in a field by a cruel child seeking amusement, I fell deep into the many tunes attributed to your collection of talented players, known only as “Chicago”. I felt as I were Pope Julius II, feasting his eyes upon Michelangelo’s “Creation of … Continue reading »
Doctor Not Sure Patient Has Waited Long Enough
ACT 1, SCENE 1 A doctor in a general practice, busy with his cell phone, is approached by a nurse. Doctor Ah, Nurse, I see Mr. Wilcox has arrived a while back. Nurse Yes, we have four rooms available. I’m free at the moment. I’ll go and bring him through and prep him for you. … Continue reading »
Handsome Man Feels Sorry For The Ugly
Ha! There you are mirror, and there you are again. Such a dashing fellow. Looking good sir, if I say so myself. I wonder what it’s like for “The Ugly” though. I mean, it’s not like they don’t have mirrors in their house, or whatever it is they live in these days. Of course, I … Continue reading »
Off The Beaten Path
Jesus, Thor and Mohammed
Jesus: Hey Thor, how’s it going? Thor: Oh, hey Jesus. Good to see you again. I’m doing alright, how are you? Jesus: Pretty good. Listen, I was thinking. Thor: Yes? Jesus: Would you like to get married? Thor: Oh. Well, you know I’d love to Jesus, but I can’t. Jesus. Come on, what’s the big … Continue reading »
Destitute Child Isn’t Looking Miserable Enough For Charity Video
Gamba! Yes, that would be you. That’s not your name? Really? Does it matter. Just get over here. I know you’re playing soccer. You can get back to that later you ungrateful tyke. Listen, do you want that bag of rice or not? I thought so. Now stand over there next to that shack. No, … Continue reading »
